Did you know that Lady Di was a John Berryman freak? Neither did we, but it's all here in our brand-new tell-all book about Diana's favorite poems-- from a previously unknown heroic couplet* inspired by an off-duty gunnery seargent to a shocking Sapphic ode addressed to--you guessed it--Fergie, you'll get all the dirt.....Er, well, it's not actually about her favorite poems--or what she liked--or really about Princess Diana at all. It's about how to travel with pets.

Anyway, we were motivated to write the book purely for altruistic reasons: we constantly get requests from two-leggers who are looking for a guide that they can take with them on the road, and we wanted to help them out. (Also, the publisher dangled a juicy advance in front of our noses, but that had nothing to do with it.) Not everyone owns a laptop or PDA, so what better way take the information with you than in a portable print format--or book, if you must be old-fashioned.

Think of THE PORTABLE PETSWELCOME.COM as a safety net you can take with you on the road to cover all your pet-travel needs. Beyond the expert advice, you get listings not only for thousands of pet-friendly lodgings and campgrounds in the US and Canada, but also for pet sitters, emergency vets and kennels. We think you should use these pet professionals not as a way to leave your pet home--but instead to make it easier to take your favorite animal with you. We even throw in a few discount coupons from hotel and pet chains to make it totally worth your while.

The book is out NOW! You can get all 448 pages for just $19.99! As Alfred E. Neuman would say: CHEAP!

I'm interested in ordering The Portable Petswelcome.Com.

* a literary term meaning a boldly conceived but, alas, disappointingly slight indiscretion.