Posts Tagged ‘dog humor’
Did you just get yelled at by your boss? Did your car have two flat tires from the same damn pothole? Well, maybe these pug puns will help.
Ok, so if you read the articles on here, you know that sometimes my cats leave me letters on my computer or iPad telling me to shape up or to stop petting that dog down the block. Sometimes they have told me secrets about the lives of cats. Mostly it is just them complaining that [...]
“We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It’s the best deal man has ever made” — M. Facklam “The reason a dog as so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.” — Anonymous [...]
from the desk of the CEO, Smudge Kingsley As dogs, there are just a few things people expect of us: follow a few commands (sit, stay, lay down…), maybe do a couple of tricks (rollover, shake hands), and, always, guard the house. Now the commands and tricks are easy and harmless. It’s the silly price [...]
How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb? Afghan: Light bulb? What light bulb? Golden Retriever: “The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re worrying about a burned out light bulb?” Border Collie: “Just one. And I’ll replace any wiring that’s not [...]