Posts Tagged ‘dog humor’
Dog Dictionary
Bath:
This is a process by which the humans drench the floor, walls and themselves. You can help by shaking vigorously and frequently.
Bicycles:
Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you must hide behind a bush and dash out, bark loudly and run alongside for a few yards; the [...]
Dog Quotes
“We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It’s the best deal man has ever made” — M. Facklam
“The reason a dog as so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.” — Anonymous
“Anybody who [...]
How to be a Good Guard Dog
from the desk of the CEO, Smudge Kingsley
As dogs, there are just a few things people expect of us: follow a few commands (sit, stay, lay down…), maybe do a couple of tricks (rollover, shake hands), and, always, guard the house. Now the commands and tricks are easy and harmless. It’s the silly price [...]
Dog Humor
How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?
Afghan: Light bulb? What light bulb?
Golden Retriever: “The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re worrying about a burned out light bulb?”
Border Collie: [...]
